There was a man who lived in a tree
He had to pay a very large fee
That he did pay
In a very odd way
That meant he didn’t have to flee
Written by Room 12.
Once there was an itchy flea
That drank a big cup of tea
He jumped on a brick
And a boy flicked him on a stick
But because I drink tea he won't jump on me
Written by Ellie.
There once was an Englishman named Rick.
he was old and very sick.
he had to hurl.
he did it all over a girl.
and then he got hit with a stick.
Written by Connor.
Once a Russian Blue cat called Molly
went to look for her magical dolly
she looked all through the house
and passed a mouse
and all that time it was with Polly.
Written by Samantha.
There once was a maori boy
who wanted a magical toy
but went on a slide
got a wedgie half way down the ride
then after that he played with his poi.
Written by Emma.
There was once a guy from New York
He liked to eat a good piece of pork
One time it wasn’t tender
So he put it in the blender
When it was finished he bought a fork
Written by Todd.
There once was a man who lived in Auckland.
There were tigers the man was scared then he ran.
Written by Thomas P
Once I went to a king sized lunch.
To have a bit of a much.
But when I got there.
The table was bare.
All there was left was a bit of pink punch.
Written by Destinee.
There was a girl with a destiny to dream
People would say you couldn’t pay for butter or cream
One said “you have dainty hands”
“Why don’t you stitch or clean pans”
But instead she became an acrobat high on the circus beams.
By Esther.
There once was A man called Fred.
He loved to eat raisin bread.
He had A little elf
That cooked it all him self
But he did it using only his head
Written by Thomas Larrivee
Once there was a man from Japan.
Who meet a walking ham.
Who sold his hand to a toad.
Then walked off down the road.
They meet a tall pretty lady called pam.
By Caitlin Nicole Aitken.
Once there was a gigantic tree
He was a very big bumble bee
He lived in a house
Made out of a mouse
Then he made a big cup of tea.
By Cory Beaumont.
There once was a snail
Who lived on a nail
It gave him a prick
And made him sick
Then got killed in the mail.
By Jessica M
There was a man from new york.
Who wanted a piece of pork.
He liked to eat his pig
With a sour orange fig
As he had a mouthful of food he could not talk
Written by Jayden
There once was a big flat pan
His mum and dad had named him Dan
He liked to run
Then he saw the sun
and then he said he needs a fan
Written By Paige
Once there was a pig from Japan
Who flew off on a frying pan
He went so high
He couldn’t see his sty
so he became a bacon in a can
Written By Taisei
There was a man who went to the store
And with his very own eyes he saw
Something big
And smelled like pig
It was a eye shaped alien meteor.
Written by Asha
Here once was a boy that lived in New York
Who went to buy some goremade pork
He went to a shop
And heard a pop
But sadly his meat flew away with a hork
Written by Olivia
There once was a boy called Todd
Who was very unusual and odd
He liked to eat jam
Spread all over ham
And he also lived in a giant peapod
Written by Lindsay
There once was a large snail
l who looked very light and pale
She was slimy
And a little grimey
So one day she put on a vale
Written by Jessica B
There once was an old women named dave
She loved to twirl and spin around a grave
She has a big belly
And lived in jelly
She is now a big twirling worker slave
Written by Rosie
There once was a tiny old man
He lived with his little bro Stan
Stan made a mistake
When he made a cake
Which blew up his green frying pan
Written By Jake
There once was a man from nantucket
Who ate raw fish from a bucket
He went to the bin
And coughed up a fin
But his mother just told him to chuck it.
Written by Emmerson
There once was a black and white cow
Whose favourite flavour was caramel
He ate it for lunch
He loved it so much
And everyone would stop and say WOW
Written by Lydia
There was a chap called Dan
Who had an extremely big van
His van went boom
Like a balloon
Then all he had was a pan
Written by Fergus
There once was a very fat dog .
Who slipped and fell on a log.
The log turned flat.
just like a bat.
And the dog ended up squashing a frog.
By Chloe
Once there was a magical tree.
Who had a visit from a bee.
Then leaned right.
Then the bee flew out to me.
By Teagan
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